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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

thiccthot:

me when im the center of attention: *uncomfortable*
me when im not the center of attention: *uncomfortable*

surprisebitch:

me walking past a hot guy

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Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

brownshhugar:

Person: So, what are your interests?

Me: 

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